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Post  BBK on Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:53 pm

i thoght it would be fun to have this thread.
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Post  duckducktape on Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:55 pm

You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?
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Post  Testimony of Greatness on Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:59 pm

I would say (smartly) that you should light the candle because the stove migth not have wood in it and the lamp might not have oil in it.

I would say (unsmartly) to light the ground or the house. Boy, will that give you light. LOL

*These were my first answers, but then I looked up the answer. Now I think my guesses were dumb. But, it is only fair to see if someone else will be the answer before I post it* GOOD LUCK! It's not that hard. Just think about it. Wink
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Post  BBK on Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:14 am

you cant light any thing without the match.
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Post  The Forerunner on Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:20 am

BBK wrote:you cant light any thing without the match.

Yup, you light the match first, then you light all the others.

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Post  Testimony of Greatness on Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:16 pm

Yup! That was my 3rd guess, Perry.
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Post  BBK on Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:28 pm

are you going to tell us the answer Question


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Post  BBK on Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:02 pm

okay since nobody has quessed in such a long time Ill just tell you.(The lollypop was stuck to the chicken)
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Post  BBK on Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:35 pm

Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad ...


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Post  duckducktape on Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:12 pm

BBK wrote:heres one what do you call a skeletn in a closit. Question Question Question
Bob. he was killed by a mass serial killer who is yet to be found. The weapon of choice was a candlestick followed by a legion of flesh-eating jackalopes. Once the murderer realized the cops were hot on his trail, he stuffed bob into a closet, hoping the police would rather be at dunkin doughnuts rather than searching for a man who has been missing for six years. According to plan, the murderer escaped. No one is quite sure what bob did to deserve such a fate. Some say he was cheating on his cat. others say he made jokes about chickens and lollipops. Only close investigation of his past will tell. Unfortunately, the Investegators are busy with a situation involving a man with an obsession with placing rodents in his trousers.
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Post  tie-dyed girl! on Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:32 pm

duckducktape wrote:
BBK wrote:heres one what do you call a skeletn in a closit. Question Question Question
Bob. he was killed by a mass serial killer who is yet to be found. The weapon of choice was a candlestick followed by a legion of flesh-eating jackalopes. Once the murderer realized the cops were hot on his trail, he stuffed bob into a closet, hoping the police would rather be at dunkin doughnuts rather than searching for a man who has been missing for six years. According to plan, the murderer escaped. No one is quite sure what bob did to deserve such a fate. Some say he was cheating on his cat. others say he made jokes about chickens and lollipops. Only close investigation of his past will tell. Unfortunately, the Investegators are busy with a situation involving a man with an obsession with placing rodents in his trousers.

Ha! Wow, Mary! I cannot tell you how hard I laughed when I read that! You're awesome! Thanks!

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