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Re: Peach Monkeys

Post  duckducktape on Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:12 pm

the peach monkeys are so not taking over the world.
I'm adding giant hawks to their eco-system, after which,
i'll be harvesting their pelts to make poisonous peaches with.
I'll then ship these peaches to leaders of the most powerful countries.
after they are out of the way, i'll take my place as the rightful leader.
If the country resists, I'll take the country by force with my army
consisting of several trillion rabies-ridden super ferrets.

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Post  tie-dyed girl! on Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:43 pm

I don't believe you either. Ha ha!

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Post  tie-dyed girl! on Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:13 am

And, since none of you will be suspecting me, (since I seem so anti-take-over-the-world-ish) I will be able to take over the world! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Oops! I probably shouldn't have told you that. . .

Oh well, I guess I won't be able to take over the world now. So sad. Sad

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Post  Obasi42 on Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:32 pm

It looks like my monkeys...er, the peach monkeys will have some competition. Nevermind that, though, I doubt a bunch of wannabe ferrets and one misunderstood child will foil our plan. It's gonna take a lot more than that, you two. Never underestimate the power of peach monkeys!!!!



As you can see, our army is growing steadily. This is only a tiny percentage of our population. And each monkey has a unique power. For example, that 2nd one makes a really good smoothie.Twisted Evil Fear us! Fear us! Fear US!
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Post  tie-dyed girl! on Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:36 pm

Noone has any reason to fear a short guy with a couple of imaginary, colored monkies.

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Post  Emerald Sky on Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:44 pm

those are some pretty Wacky monkeys. some look insane to me What a Face . They don't look too scary either.
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Post  duckducktape on Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:41 pm

HA! foolish boy who reminds me of japanese horseraddish. You and your infantile primates will never defeat me! My ferrets will destroy your army with a nasty case of rabies. Your monkey will have to be taken to a woodshed and shot as if they were old yellow dogs. My ferrets will crawl into small spaces and attack you while you're sleeping. And then, OH THEN, i will have my victory, I will have the power, I WILL HAVE THE FRUIT SNACKS!
BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post  tie-dyed girl! on Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:46 pm

Wow Mary, you are amazing. That was hilarious! You literally made me laugh out loud and tear up a little. I mean, how in the world does he remind you of Japanese Horseradish? What is Japanese horseradish (does such a thing even exist?)? Where do you come up with these ridiculous plans for world distruction?

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Post  Obasi42 on Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:30 pm

WASABI!!! Twisted Evil I like the name. You liken me to a fiery burst of pure ebil! You cannot contend with my ebil power!

How dare you defile my monkeys by likening them to cheesy movies about dead dogs?!?! You will pay the ultimate penalty for this crime. Late at night I will tase each and every one of your sickening little furballs, then write "EPIC FAIL" on their backs in red lettering with a permanent marker! I can see it now! They will be the butt of all of their little rodent friends' jokes! Teeheeheehee! Teeheeheheehee!

P.S. How's your pet chicken doing? It seems he's finally going to have a friend. You!!! HAHAHA! Get it? Cause you're a chicken and he was lonely before but now he's not cause he's got a new friend cause you wanted to be his friend cause you're a chicken so you're, like, his friend and he needed a friend so you're a chicken. Get it now? HAHAHAHAHEEHEHEHEEHOOHOOOHOOHOOTEEHEE!
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Post  tie-dyed girl! on Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:47 pm

Wow, the short guy with the imaginary colorful monkeys has finally lost it.

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Post  duckducktape on Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:02 pm

kelly~ wasabi is japanese horseradish. xD
obasi~
You think my ferrets will be affected by a taser? FOOLISH MORTAL. my ferrets have rubber skin and severe dander! which means that if you even try to approach them, you will be strikken with an unescapeable allergic reaction. Your eyes will swell shut and you'll be so congested, that even when attempting to sing well, you'll sound like a clogged tuba. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE FERRETS. Who is the posterior region now?!

My chickens? how did you know about my backup fleet of vicious O'Bryhens?! I swear if you lay a finger on their unmercifully soft feathers they will peck your eyes out and give them to their chicken-ferret hybrid children. Twisted Evil
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Post  tie-dyed girl! on Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:18 pm

That is an extremely diabolical plan. Wow. You guys scare me sometimes. . .but not very often 'cause I'm probably just as crazy.

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Post  Emerald Sky on Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:26 pm

WOW MARY. you are truly an ebil person. Twisted Evil only you can come up with somthing like that.
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Post  tie-dyed girl! on Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:30 pm

Yeah, congratulations Mary on being such a creative ebil genius!

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Post  Emerald Sky on Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:34 pm

She could probably do it millions of times. mary, how were you raised.

I am just not that ebil. it takes a real imagination (or mabey training) to come up with that Exclamation Question Exclamation
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Post  tie-dyed girl! on Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:37 pm

Last year I started writing a short story in which I was an ebil genius. I never finshed it though. . . I found it with some other stuff I wrote last year. It was strange, and most of what I'd written made me laugh at my self.

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Post  Obasi42 on Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:04 pm

Ha! I almost feel sorry for you. While you were ranting about O'bryhens and dander, I cleverly sent two of my monkeys and a hippo to paint your ferrets. The mission went very successfully. It seems that your ferrets were only mildly rubber and a quick wash with Axe shampoo destroyed all the dandruff on those little pests' backs. Oh, and they put a "Kick Me" sign on your back.

P.S. your chicken tasted good. I put on some barbecue sauce mixed with hot sauce and it was the best chicken I've ever tasted. If you wouldn't mind, could I have a recipe?
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Post  tie-dyed girl! on Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:48 pm

Obasi! You ate the chicken! How could you! That is just horribly cruel! You're so ebil! This calls for intervention. My secret force of monkey-eating robots is as we speak destroying your monkeys for this absolutely intolerable act of awesome chicken eating. Ahh, I have just received word that my robots have been successful. Giggle Giggle! (I find the whole"mwa ha ha" thing entirely overated.)

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Post  Obasi42 on Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:44 pm

Oh noes! (teeheehee) You've defeated me! (hoohoohoo!) You killed my entire monkey fleet!(ROTFL) I guess I'll just go sit in my hole now.
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Post  tie-dyed girl! on Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:45 pm

NOSE!!!

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Post  Obasi42 on Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:00 pm

I assure you, I meant noes.
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Post  tie-dyed girl! on Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:39 pm

I realized that. I just felt like shouting, "NOSE!!!".

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Post  Obasi42 on Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:17 am

NOSE!!!

Well whaddya know, you're right. It is fun.
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Post  tie-dyed girl! on Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:02 am

I told you so!

NOSE!!!
NOSE!!!!
NOSE!!!!!

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Post  Emerald Sky on Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:30 pm

you're not the only one with robots. . I has NOSE-EATING robots out to eat all noses but mine cus mine's awsome!! . I allready has a stash of noses. I will get you all while you is sleepin. muahahahaha.......what now !!
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